Mad Scientist Seeks Maid!

Dr Cato Quan, our newest patron is seeking a maid. Please address all enquiries to him directly.

Wanted: A Maid for one abominable evil tiny kitten scientist:
(Hope you've seen "Mary Poppins")

"If you want this choice position, must be free of prior convictions

Rosy cheeks, had shots, play games, drink lots.
You must be kind, you must be witty
In sight of blood be fairly gritty.
Join me on outings, thru dark streets
sing songs, wear cleats.

At times be cross or cruel
boiling guests in castor oil, or gruel,

Actin' as a minion aught'a
and keep my bowl filled with water.

But, If you but scold and dominate men
I will always give you cause to hate them

I 'd then hide your corneas so you can't see,
put poses in your bed, or poison in your tea-

Hurry, servant, you won't be bitten,
sincerely, A Tiny Evil Kitten!"

Cato Quan